Wednesday, May 04, 2005
"You dismounted into my lungs!"
"Yeah well you jumped out from behind the dumpster and stopped my heart!"
"I'm going to write a story about the Blessed Mother. A devotional for college students. It'll be called "Your Mom"."
"What's your horse's name?
"Phil?"
"No, not Phil. It's horse."
"Horse?"
"You know, like that song. About the horse with no name."
::cue America music::
"Well, it could be like that joke. You know, like, a man goes into town on Tuesday and stays two days and leaves on Tuesday, how is this possible? It's because his horse's name is Tuesday."
"What about Friday?"
"Ok"
"Or Monday. Then Monday isn't so bad."
"Ok"
::cue further "riding" on "horses" Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail-style::
And now we're watching Monty Python. It only makes sense. :)
But really, it's been a hilarious week. Things are just so ridiculous because people are tense and busy and stressed and wanting to have fun but realizing the commitments they've made, and yeah...it's been madness.
But I love it.
And for a final quote:
"The apostles were all sitting around, roasting marshmallows over the fire...except, they didn't have marshmallows. I guess they would be roasting the Jewish equivalent of a marshmallow." ::cue confused look, followed by laughing::
"Did he just say the Jewish equivalent of marshmallows?"
And that's from tonight's homily.
Loras, I love you.
Pax et veritas, y'all.
I heart Johnny Cash nursery rhymes.
"Yeah well you jumped out from behind the dumpster and stopped my heart!"
"I'm going to write a story about the Blessed Mother. A devotional for college students. It'll be called "Your Mom"."
"What's your horse's name?
"Phil?"
"No, not Phil. It's horse."
"Horse?"
"You know, like that song. About the horse with no name."
::cue America music::
"Well, it could be like that joke. You know, like, a man goes into town on Tuesday and stays two days and leaves on Tuesday, how is this possible? It's because his horse's name is Tuesday."
"What about Friday?"
"Ok"
"Or Monday. Then Monday isn't so bad."
"Ok"
::cue further "riding" on "horses" Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail-style::
And now we're watching Monty Python. It only makes sense. :)
But really, it's been a hilarious week. Things are just so ridiculous because people are tense and busy and stressed and wanting to have fun but realizing the commitments they've made, and yeah...it's been madness.
But I love it.
And for a final quote:
"The apostles were all sitting around, roasting marshmallows over the fire...except, they didn't have marshmallows. I guess they would be roasting the Jewish equivalent of a marshmallow." ::cue confused look, followed by laughing::
"Did he just say the Jewish equivalent of marshmallows?"
And that's from tonight's homily.
Loras, I love you.
Pax et veritas, y'all.
I heart Johnny Cash nursery rhymes.
