Hold Me Like Holy Water

We just buried Olivia. She was pronounced dead today at 1:45pm. Cause of death: Ghandi-like hunger strike. She would not eat, even when food was placed before her. It was a tragic way to die, wasting away like that. I watched her die today...she just kind of got stiff and fell off the log. We will miss her. We buried her in a Kraft macaroni and cheese box, digging the hole in the backyard of our apartment complex with a pizza spatula we stole from Pizza Hut, and consequently named "Jack". The burial was followed by a simple eulogy. Refreshments will be served at 10:00pm - brownie batter for all.
Requiescat in pace, Olivia. :(

(for those of you who do not know, Olivia was our beloved green anole lizard...)

Ok, homework time...for real.

Caritas et veritas.