Hold Me Like Holy Water

Not much time to post - I promise tomorrow I will have something substantial.

But for today, I have two good quotes. I would have three, but I have a bad memory. All I can remember is that there was a funny quote. So, one, two, three...laugh. Ok, now that we got that out of the way, quote #1:
This morning, in the chapel, it was absolutely freezing. It's so difficult to pray when you're shivering. Anyway...
Rusty: Gosh, it's cold in here.
Me: Yes, it really is. It's like a little bit of purgatory every morning.
Rusty: I thought purgatory was supposed to be hot.
Me: You never know. Maybe it's cold. For me, I think it'd be more painful and crippling to be freezing. Like this.
Rusty: Yes. Maybe purgatory is like Antarctica...with a t-shirt on.

And there you have it ladies and gentlemen. Purgatory is like Antarctica...with a t-shirt on.

And then, tonight, in Ethics class, my professor very clearly explained determinism and free will.
Professor: Each of you have free will. No one held a head to your gun and made you come to class tonight!

Yes, Doctor, you are correct. There were no HEADS held to my GUN to make me come to class. Thanks for the clarification.
Haha...I love it when people do that. It's usually me that is saying things backwards (ask ANYONE), so it's so nice to have a some companionship in that on that happy little cloud we call lysdexia. :)

Goodnight!!

Caritas et veritas!!