Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Happy birthday to dear Gary. Hooray.
And just because the card I sent him is too funny for only a few people (myself, Gary, and my roommates) to know about, I have typed it out so that the few people who read this may enjoy it as well. I find it hilarious, because, well, to be honest, this probably would happen to me.
The front of the card reads:
So anyway, I'm standing in line to buy you a freakin' birthday card, and the line is like seventeen billion people long 'cause the only thing the dumb teenage boy at the register is thinking about is the dumb teenage girl at the other register, and some lady is turning her purse inside out to come with "exact change," like she's gonna win some kind of "exact change trophy" or something, and some idiot starts up with his "This item was marked with the sale price" crap, and I just really hope you like this card..."
And the inside reads:
'Cause I stole it.
Happy Birthday
Haha...Oh man. I laugh every time I read it. I might as well have written it. I swear this stuff truly happens nearly every day in my life. Y'all know that from reading previous posts about grocery cart races with old men and whanot. Don't you love it when you find a snippet of your life on a greeting card? Except instead of the mushy gushy Hallmark cards that would make you the proud owner of an inspirational and noteworthy life, your life is found on the card found in the "Humor" section.
C'est la vie. :)
And just because the card I sent him is too funny for only a few people (myself, Gary, and my roommates) to know about, I have typed it out so that the few people who read this may enjoy it as well. I find it hilarious, because, well, to be honest, this probably would happen to me.
The front of the card reads:
So anyway, I'm standing in line to buy you a freakin' birthday card, and the line is like seventeen billion people long 'cause the only thing the dumb teenage boy at the register is thinking about is the dumb teenage girl at the other register, and some lady is turning her purse inside out to come with "exact change," like she's gonna win some kind of "exact change trophy" or something, and some idiot starts up with his "This item was marked with the sale price" crap, and I just really hope you like this card..."
And the inside reads:
'Cause I stole it.
Happy Birthday
Haha...Oh man. I laugh every time I read it. I might as well have written it. I swear this stuff truly happens nearly every day in my life. Y'all know that from reading previous posts about grocery cart races with old men and whanot. Don't you love it when you find a snippet of your life on a greeting card? Except instead of the mushy gushy Hallmark cards that would make you the proud owner of an inspirational and noteworthy life, your life is found on the card found in the "Humor" section.
C'est la vie. :)
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P.S. Gary's birthday was Friday - I put this post in on Wednesday and saved it, then posted it on Friday. But it posted itself under Wednesday.
I know I can move it...but..yeah
Happy birthday GAR!
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I know I can move it...but..yeah
Happy birthday GAR!
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